Dried Meat Floss?

Today in a bread shop called Paris Baguette I ran into these two items:   

Dried Meat Floss Cheese Bread:

I think I'd prefer to eat cheese bread only, no dried meat floss in it - whatever the heck is meat floss anyway?

Prince Octopus:

I'm not sure this "New" item is going to be a best seller.  It has eyes!  Well not real ones, but seriously, I have NO CLUE what this is!?!?!? 

I don't know what else to say.